Similarly to how Kanye West loves Kanye West, you'll surely adore decking yourself out in this Gold 10kt 720.00g Curb Chain. Unlike your last relationship, this beauty weighs in at an impressive and dependable 720 grams. Packed with a whopping 999.99 points (not 1,000 because that would be too mainstream) and a swag limit of 1 (because too much swag isn't good for anyone. Just ask Justin Bieber).

Adorn your finger with this 14kt Gold Yellow Band Ring, ideal for blinged-out hand gestures. But be cautious with light switches; this 7g baby shines! This size 7 ring is also great for butterfingered folks - it's too heavy to lose! They say laughter is golden, just like this ring!

Cartier Men's Solid Platinum Band Ring 8sz 9.00g 0.950%